Jerry Springer:Hi, and welcome to the Jerry Springer show. Today we have special guests from Fushigi Yuugi and Sailor Moon, both ready to kill each other on, "O My God, You Love My Anime Character!" Our first guest is two girls from Sailor Moon, who are fighting over one guy. Let's bring out the guy, eh? Meet Mamoru Chiba!

(Mamoru comes out, and everyone boos. He sits down)

Jerry: Do you have a girlfriend right now?

Mamoru: I think. Er... is it Angela? no, nancy? Er...

Jerry: Usagi.

Mamoru: O, o ya! Her...

Jerry: Now, let's go bring out Usagi.

(Usagi comes out, and everyone cheers. She sits next to Mamoru)

Jerry: Usagi, did you know that someone else loves your boyfriend?

Usagi: (her eyes light up) REALLY!?! WHOO HOO!!!! (runs backstage and grabs rei. She throws her on Mamoru's lap) SEYIA!!! I"M COMING HOME!!!!!

Rei: Er... hi... I'm not really in love with you, I actually think that Chad may have better taste. Sorry. (climbs off and runs backstage)

Jerry: Er.. That was intresting... let's go bring out out next guest, Artemis from Sailor Moon. He says that a little character from a fellow anime may be checking out luna there... (audience boos) Let's bring him out.

(A white cat walks to the stage. The audience begin to cheer, but look extremly surprised.)

Artemis: WHAT!?! SO I'M A CAT!!!!

(Audience cheers again. Artemis hops on a chair.)

Jerry: Er... don't shed, ok? Now, why do you think that this other cat is in love with Luna?

Artemis: Well, for one thing, he was looking at her before the show. Here, I have pictures! (takes out pictures, but see's pictures of Chichiri, Mitsukake, Tamahome, and Tasuki instead. Artemis falls back, twitching)

Minako: (runs out on stage) heh heh, sorry. I kinda wanted to capture a few cute guys before they get into fights. (gives artemis the right pictures)

Artemis: (shows the pictures. One has Tama having hearts in his eyes, and the others, well, I'm not even going to describe it.)

Jerry: Why don't we bring out Luna right now, eh?

(Luna walks out and sits next to Artemis)

Jerry: Did you have any idea that Tama was *checking you out*?

Luna: Well yes bu-

Artemis: AH HA!!! I KNEW IT!! YOU TWO WERE PLOTTING AGAINST ME!!! THAT'S IT! BRING OUT TAMA!!! I"M GOING TO BEAT THE *bleep* OUTTA HIM!!

(Tama walks out)

Tama: Someone call my name?

Artemis: YA! I DID, YOU *bleep*ing LOSER!! (Starts scratching Tama. Tama and Artemis get into a huge fight)

Jerry: (Anime sweat drop **Don't ask me** at the sight of two cats fighting.)

Audience: Jerry, jerry, jerry...

Sercurity guy: (grabs the two cats) Now now, you adorible little kitties. Stop fighting or else I'll have to sit between you two.

(The stop fighting and get on teh chairs)

Jerry: Now, Tama, were you looking at Luna?

Tama: Well-

Audience member: Well I think you should go just stay away, cause she's her own sister! She doesn't need help from you men! Girl power!

(all the cats fall back, twitching)

Tama: Well, I was simply greeting her nicly and since when can I talk. (just realizes that he can speak) kool.

Artemis: NO YOU WEREN'T!! YOU WANTED HER, DIDN'T YOU!?! EH? (starts beating the crap outta tama)

Tama:AHHH!!!

Jerry: Er... let's cut to commercial. ^_^ After the break, we'll meet two /guys/ who are fighting over the loved male...

(After commercial break)

Jerry: Welcome back to Jerry Springer no da! I am the one and only jerry springer no da! Ignore any other Jerry Springer who claims he's jerry Springer no da!

(Tied up jerry springer hops on stage)

Jerry2: Hy! Gt mey ouhtf ov hir!

Jerry1: (unties him) But I don't want to go up no da!

Jerry2: You have to! Or else my ratings will go down the drain and I will be forced get off air.

Jerry1: Woo hoo no da!

Jerry2: CHICHIRI GET BACK INTO YOUR NORMAL SELF AND GET ON THE STAGE!!

Jerry1: *poof* (sarcasticly) Hurrah, I am the next guest no da.

Jerry: *ahem* Now for our next guest, Chichiri. He has two other men chas- What? HEY! GET OUT OF YOUR *bleep* KASA!!!

Chichiri: (reapears)

Jerry: Meet the two guys fighting over this poor guy, Tasuki and Mitsukake.

(They both walk out, with women and two men screaming in happiness. they sit down)

Jerry: Now, Tasuki-

Tasuki: HEY! GET THIS TO YOUR *bleep*ing HEADS! HE'S MINE!!! SEE? HE WAS IN OAV 2!!!!

Mistukake: Well we're more a like. We-

Tasuki: ::stands up:: I don't give a *bleep*ing *bleep*! ::punches Mitsukake, who seems to be unhurt::

Mistukake: What the? ::kicks tasuki extremly hard in the shin::

Tasuki: (falls down, almost as he can't walk. Chichiri is trying to decide who he can turn into) *bleep* you...

(audience is chanting "jerry" again...)

Security guy: (comes out) Now, I'm going to have to-

Tasuki: LEKKA SHIEN!!! (incinerates the security guy) *bleep* you-

(Everyone is frozen.)

Chichiri: huh? Who did that? (sees a figure in the window) Huh?

Figure: (jumps in and stands next to Chichiri. She unfreezes everyone)

Figure: It is I, sailor pluto, coming to claim Chichiri!

Chichiri: Daa... I'm a lot more popular than I thought no da...

(The audience contines to chat Jerry)

Tasuki: SHUT UP!!!! LEKKA SHEIN!! (burns teh entire audience, including springer)

Mitsukake: HE"S MINE (Blasts energy at Tasuki)

Tasuki: (in pain) Since when can you do that?

Mitsukake: Dunno, the author gave me the power. (points to Palla Palla, who is busily typing)

Tasuki: Well, there is NO way I'm letting some girl take my chi-

Sailor Pluto: Dead scream! (blasts a ball of purple energy at Tasuki and Mitsukake)

Tasuki: Why you little *bleep*!!

Sailor Pluto: (Runs at tasuki and beats him with her time staff)

Tasuki: (in huge pain) Stop... you... f*cker...

Jerry: (burnt) Well.. that's all we have the time for. Tommorow, brothers who are AHHHHHHHHH!!!

(another blaze of fire comes in)

The end

That was my crappy story. I know, I should have included Nakago, Tomo, and Soi, but I didn't feel like it.